Snail Trails

A cute snail was moving along a straight line
Her mood was quite cheery, the weather was fine

Another snail came from the opposite way
The weather was fine, he was feeling quite gay

The two snails looked up at the very same time
"I'm Robby,"   "I'm Bobby," Their names even rhyme

"Hey, didn't you bang me last Saturday night?
You hunky, young spunky hermaphrodite."

"I don't think I did but you must be a hoe
I don't just bang any old snail sluts, you know."

"Oh really! You bastard! You think you're so smug
Without that hard shell you are only a slug."

"Is that what you think? You dirty snail slag.
So what makes you think I would give you a shag?"

"Well! I've never been spoken to quite in that tone
Why don't you piss off, mate and leave me alone?"

"Hey! You were the one who stopped me. Hello!
I think that you should be the first one to go."

"I'm going," she snorted, "I'm seeing the light.
You can go fuck yourself."    He said, "Yeah, I just might."



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