Going To The Barber

 
Cleavage is in the air, her 
breasts are there on show, strategically 
ripped T-shirt divides 
my attention, “Yes I’m impressed 
by the size of that chest.” ¹ Like a drunk 
Dean Martin I think “Thanks for the mammaries.” 

She’s in sales, her body clinches 
the deal, she calls me Peter, says 
“You’re haircut looks so attractive 
I’d go out on a date with you 
but I’m already taken.” 
I feel flattered but manipulated 
as her husband cuts my hair. 


               Pete Dowe